shoutout to ~bori-cha who requested the kingfisher and =DustBunnyThumper who i forced at gunpoint to give me a bird species (red-crowned crane). you guys are super cute.
give me more birds
the next one in this series promises a spotted tanager, carmine bee-eater, puffin, flamingo, and a canary
this is headcanon crap don't read (copypasta from tumblr):
Lilac-Breasted Roller’s name is Lila Rahmani, from the southern part of the Arabian penninsula like the actual bird, and spends a lot of her time preening and staring blankly at people from afar and making up romantic stories about them. she gets super aggressive defending people she likes though MAMA BIRD Common Kingfisher’s name is something something Kingsley, maybe, I don’t know, somebody help me do the names. He’s British even though he looks like an american high school jock i guess??? even though he’s super short he’s WALKS WITH A SWAGGER CAUSE BITCHES
American Robin doesn’t have a name (except for a surname that is Robbins i guess?) and really likes cup noodles because they looked like worms in my head and i’m super witty. he gets up early and is pretty chipper for the early part of the day before descending into a sleepy shota zombie for the rest of the afternoon (you guys all know that feel)
SILKIE’S NAME IS MAORONG JI (絨毛吉 i got these characters wrong but i’ll make thumper correct it later)AND IS A SUPER STYLISH GUY DUDE WHO DRIVES A NICE CAR WOW FANTASTIC BABY DANCEEEE WOAOAAHH I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE I LITERALLY DON’T REGRET PERSONIFYING A CHINESE FLUFFY CHICKEN
Bohemian Waxwing’s name is Běla Wentrcek and she REALLY FUCKIN LIKES JUICE!!! JUICE AND JAM AND THINGS WITH WEIRD FRUIT IN THEM. she also has sunglasses i guess and is super social and gives people makeovers whilst chewing on her juice box straw maniacally just because. fun fact: she’s a bottle fairy because she’s Czech and also because she’s Bohemian and also because these birds are literally so adorably stupid that they’ve gotten drunk off fermented berries just cause they like fruit so fuckin much
Red-Crown Crane’s name is Yuna Akai (赤井優奈) and she’s a pretty pleasant sporty lady who does synchronized swimming and martial arts and is pretty driven towards GOOAAALS! she won’t ever kick you in the face though. because she loves you. nice crane lady. this is based off the fact that cranes stand in the water and also that they kick predators in the face. i shit you not. they kick them in the face with their spindly little legs. god bless birds the end
I LOVE PERSONIFICATIONS WHY DO YOU DO THINGS THAT MAKE ME DANCE IN MY SEAT
er, BED ACTUALLY because i'm sick (hence incoherency?? i'm sorry)
maorong and bela are my favorites and i love your headcanons because all of your characters sound slightly insane just like you ma petite chou xoxo gossip girl i mean what
er, BED ACTUALLY because i'm sick (hence incoherency?? i'm sorry)
maorong and bela are my favorites and i love your headcanons because all of your characters sound slightly insane
just like you
ma petite chou
xoxo
gossip girl i mean what
also GIVE ME THAT PUFFIN HOLY SHIT I WANNA SEE
oh no meg honey get well soon ok u_u
i love maorong too. insane chinese rich boys. spoiled hong kong kid/SHOT
I AM 100% CERTIFIED CRAZY
CRAZY... 4 U ;D
thank you sweetie <3 although this is a really bizarre mutated virus of some sort i have no fucking clue what is is lol
maorong makes me want to dance with him can we flail together pls and i'll make juice for bela. ALL THE
FERMENTEDFRUIT SHE WANTSI'M A...SLAAAVE 4 Uand I thik that they're adorable!
And I can't spell today! lol
I personally love hummingbirds. They're tiny and fast. The Albino hummingbird looks elegant. ;A;
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there's a hummingbird coming up |D you're in luck!!
albino hummingbirds aren't a species though, are they? since albinism is a defect, it'd show up in different species of hummingbird, i think!
Yes, lucky me. I'm honored. lolol.
Errrmmm, they're most likely are not species. Ahaha, I just think they look pretty. The proper name would be the ruby-throated hummingbird. OAO)b